Nate Pops Up!
Nate Pops Up…in Rocky !
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"Adrieeeeeeeeeennnnnnn!"
"Haha, shouting is fun! Hair Gelllll! Nantuckeeeettttt!!! Laaaaaaammmmmmmppppppp!!!!"
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Now Nate, do you really love lamp?

Nate Pops Up…in Rocky !

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"Adrieeeeeeeeeennnnnnn!"

"Haha, shouting is fun! Hair Gelllll! Nantuckeeeettttt!!! Laaaaaaammmmmmmppppppp!!!!"

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Now Nate, do you really love lamp?

Nate Pops Up…in Say Anything… !
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"Look, man, I know that guy’s holding some sort of…music box? I dunno, dude, it must have, like, a thousand ipods in there with tiny speakers! Cool!…Wait, off-topic, yeah, back to your thing: Dude, I need the umbrella because my shade of golden bronze perfection must be maintained, and you have to hold the ‘brella ‘cause you’re the intern! Blair explained to it to me: interns are minions with uglier clothes. I mean, of course I could hold my own umbrella. Look at these biceps! I have to check these when I fly because they are serious guns! Haha, that’s a joke a flight attendant told me once during the mandatory strip search!
"Um, Mr. Archibald, I don’t think there are mandatory strip searches once you’re on the plane…
"Dude, there are like 6! Oh man, do interns have to fly, like, in the trunk?!"
"Do…do you mean cargo? No. I—"
"We should do an article on that! We could have tips on what to pack with your intern, like a water bottle, so it doesn’t get thirsty! Or some cookies!"
"…I should have accepted that internship with News Of The World.”

Nate Pops Up…in Say Anything… !

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"Look, man, I know that guy’s holding some sort of…music box? I dunno, dude, it must have, like, a thousand ipods in there with tiny speakers! Cool!…Wait, off-topic, yeah, back to your thing: Dude, I need the umbrella because my shade of golden bronze perfection must be maintained, and you have to hold the ‘brella ‘cause you’re the intern! Blair explained to it to me: interns are minions with uglier clothes. I mean, of course I could hold my own umbrella. Look at these biceps! I have to check these when I fly because they are serious guns! Haha, that’s a joke a flight attendant told me once during the mandatory strip search!

"Um, Mr. Archibald, I don’t think there are mandatory strip searches once you’re on the plane…

"Dude, there are like 6! Oh man, do interns have to fly, like, in the trunk?!"

"Do…do you mean cargo? No. I—"

"We should do an article on that! We could have tips on what to pack with your intern, like a water bottle, so it doesn’t get thirsty! Or some cookies!"

"…I should have accepted that internship with News Of The World.”

Nate Pops Up…in NCIS !
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"Hurry DiNozzo, the boy says a captain has been shot!"
"Oh def, man, hella shots! Everybody’s taking rounds!"
"Multiple people are down?!"
"For sure! I mean, free booze! That’s why we have to hurry, my mom’s probably gonna shut off his Amex soon."
"…wait…kid, are we running to a bar?”
"Yeah dude! So my dad, the Captain, can buy us shots! He’s totally wasted and covering everyone’s tabs, just like I said. Haha, you’re not very smart, are you? It’s cool, you’re still super hot!"
"Tony, may I shoot him please?"
"After the free drinks, Ziva. After the free drinks."

Nate Pops Up…in NCIS !

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"Hurry DiNozzo, the boy says a captain has been shot!"

"Oh def, man, hella shots! Everybody’s taking rounds!"

"Multiple people are down?!"

"For sure! I mean, free booze! That’s why we have to hurry, my mom’s probably gonna shut off his Amex soon."

"…wait…kid, are we running to a bar?”

"Yeah dude! So my dad, the Captain, can buy us shots! He’s totally wasted and covering everyone’s tabs, just like I said. Haha, you’re not very smart, are you? It’s cool, you’re still super hot!"

"Tony, may I shoot him please?"

"After the free drinks, Ziva. After the free drinks."

First I'd like to say this is the best tumblr in the entire history of tumblr. Secondly, clearly now that Nate is a crack investigator he should pop up in some sort of crime procedural like Law and Order: Stoned Detectives Unit or something.

Well, how can a girl not be inspired to greatness when confronted with such spectacular man-bangs? I’m glad you’re enjoying this oddly specific Slice o’ Internet!

Nate’s already hung out with Munch and Fin in L&O ( Link ) so I’m going to toss the Bang’d Wonder into one of my other favorite procedurals… hope you approve of the substitution!

xoxo,

HookedOnBass

Nate Pops Up…in Sherlock Holmes!
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"So then I was like, dude, I bet they controlled the limo with a secret spy gadget like I saw this one time in a James Bond movie…or maybe it was Jet Li…I dunno, it was on SPIKE TV at like 6am and I was drunk, but there we definitely cars and explosions and secret spy gadgets that controlled the cars and made them explode ! And then I found this thing in the limo, a limo that was meant for me, man!  It all makes sense!!!
"Unfortunately, Mr. Archibald, this appears to be an ordinary pocket watch."
"Man, that’s what they want you to think.”
"…Dr. Watson, are we entirely sure that’s tobacco in his pipe?"

Nate Pops Up…in Sherlock Holmes!

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"So then I was like, dude, I bet they controlled the limo with a secret spy gadget like I saw this one time in a James Bond movie…or maybe it was Jet Li…I dunno, it was on SPIKE TV at like 6am and I was drunk, but there we definitely cars and explosions and secret spy gadgets that controlled the cars and made them explode ! And then I found this thing in the limo, a limo that was meant for me, man!  It all makes sense!!!

"Unfortunately, Mr. Archibald, this appears to be an ordinary pocket watch."

"Man, that’s what they want you to think.”

"…Dr. Watson, are we entirely sure that’s tobacco in his pipe?"

I think after Monday's ep and the hilariously true recap, Nate's due to pop up in Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Archibald is on the case!

It’s elementary, of course! Coming right up…

Nate Pops Up…in Breakfast at Tiffany’s !
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"Hey boo! Nice shades. Oh hey, is that a bearclaw? Can I have a bite? I’m crazy hungry for some reason."

Nate Pops Up…in Breakfast at Tiffany’s !

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"Hey boo! Nice shades. Oh hey, is that a bearclaw? Can I have a bite? I’m crazy hungry for some reason."

Nate should pop up in Breakfast at Tiffany's, just for Blair!

Absolutely! (After that last episode, Blair needs some NPU love.)

Nate Pops Up…in Poltergeist !
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They’re baaaaaaaaaaaack….
"Boo, Bro! Hahaha, hey! I’m on TV!"
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Yes you are Nate. Yes you are.

Nate Pops Up…in Poltergeist !

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They’re baaaaaaaaaaaack….

"Boo, Bro! Hahaha, hey! I’m on TV!"

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Yes you are Nate. Yes you are.

Nate Pops Up…with Michelangelo’s David !
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"Hey Guys! Whatcha looking at? Behind me?
….Oh. Oh Dude. I’m so sorry bro. Hey, at least your abs and hair are sick! Although you could seriously use a tan…hey, maybe that’ll make it look bigger!”

Nate Pops Up…with Michelangelo’s David !

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"Hey Guys! Whatcha looking at? Behind me?

….Oh. Oh Dude. I’m so sorry bro. Hey, at least your abs and hair are sick! Although you could seriously use a tan…hey, maybe that’ll make it look bigger!”